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14. Well, he never accidentally shot anyone while hunting!
13. Dramatically raised the bar for future presidents who want to be considered "Worst President Ever."
12. Brought the tourists back to Guantanamo Bay.
11. Brought imminent democratic revolution to Cuba, Iran and North Korea by shrewdly depriving their evil rulers of that life-blood of tyrants, conversation.
10. Proudly kept the White House blowjob-free!
9. Shattered a glass ceiling by giving female soldiers the opportunity to point at POW penises.
8. Deftly stimulated our packages.
7. Heightened the public's awareness of the dangers of PCS (Pretzel Choking Syndrome).
6. Stood devoutly aside as the wrathful Lord exacted His vengeance on the depraved populace of New Orleans, avoiding such heretical modern responses as
"humanitarian aid" or "giving a damn."
5. Helped with that whole superiority complex that Americans had going on.
4. Put a serious dent in our nation's brush-clearing problem.
3. Got a really good price for selling America to the oil companies.
2. Caught more al-Qaeda #2s than the Waziristani sewer system.
and the Number 1 Positive Thing President Bush Has Done...
1. Single-handedly convinced Frank T. Burvis, unemployed Iraq-veteran Klansman from New Orleans, to vote for a black man for president.
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true and funny seem to go well together
This makes me more sad than amused I have to say.
and to think he's done it...